its true. its a fact.
i can DO silat pulut. :)
so anytime u want to mess around with me, i'm advising you not to do so. or you'll end up wishing you never do that. i dont want to hold any responsibility or liability should anything happened to you. either you'll be truly amazed, non-stop shaking your head in disbelief, or simply faint as you cant handle the hot-ness and cool-ness of my silat pulut.
my 1st silat pulut; it was during a dark and lonely night... nahh...it was during last weekend. went to my friends' wedding (both pengantin lelaki and perempuan, we kinda "clique" with each other). there were 2 people performing silat pulut in front of the mempelai dua sejoli. then, 1 of the "bouncer" (read:penyambut tetamu) asked the crowd sumting like this.
"lagi sorang..sape nk bersilat..last one"there were commotion in the crowd. then suddenly, two pair of eyes looked at me, and one of the bouncers tapped me on the shoulder.
"adik, pegila silat kat depan tu"the way i see it, i have nothing to gain yet nothing to lose. decided that it is time for me to show them what silat pulut is all about. hehehe. with a cool expression on my face, went in front of the mempelai, smiled and "mula membuka langkah dan bunga-bunga".
all these years of watching people performing silat, plus being a fan of "Pendekar" series, does not go down the drain. my buah-buah silat was OK la, flawless jugak la. but who cares. in the true philosophy of silat pulut,
"it is the heart and body movement that matters. when the heart's tempo is as ONE with the body, then you will move gracefully"yela tu.
another wisdom from the guru-pendekar-al-berto-azamil-tiger-paw.
"it doesnt matter whether you truly knows or not. GAYA dan STYLE mesti 10 MARKAH. confidence is an important asset, apart from having a face as thick as brick-walls you can find in the older building of UTP"
p/s: naz told me afterward, "i ingatkan u nak buat dungga kat depan tadi"
2 comments:
wah..you're always funny. keep it up.
i'm more concerned regarding your "praises & tears" entry. it's a universal truth that PETRONAS is a multinational-bumiputera company. got it? now, by term multinational means that this company do operation outside malaysia. and bumiputra by definition means original occupant of the land.
so, if we talk in concept of PETRONAS, we're a MULTINATIONAL-MALAY company. MALAY are always MALAY. if you at my place whereby you need to deal with some bitchy secretary and bad mouth boss, you'll feel pissed off everday.
as for me, sometimes i feel like second class citizen. she's have no sense of humor. and she's too pride.
my word to her,
"baru manager kat PET dah nak berlagak, kalau manager kat SHELL ke, SCHLUMBERGER ke, barulah padan."
berlagak jer lebih, budget PET besar sgt. dumbass. marah tul aku.
Betulkah ape yg kubaca ni, huuu. Power ah kau bett, dok au plak aku kau ni pandai bab2 silat :O
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